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kcar181
10-20-2003, 11:14 AM
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub aul nite. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fel flat on his face. He tried to stand one mor time; same result. He figurd he'l craul outside and get some fresh air and maybe that wil sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fel on his face again. So he decided to craul the for bloks home. Wen he arived at the dor he stood up and fel flat on his face. He crauld thru the dor and into his bedroom. Wen he reached his bed he tried one mor time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself uprite, but he quikly fel rite into the bed and is sound asleep as soon as his hed hit the pillo. He was awakend the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting,

"SO U'V BEEN DRINKING AGAIN!"

Putting on an innocent look, and intent on bluffing it out he sed,

"Wat makes u say that?"

"The pub just cauld; u left yor weelchair thair again."


hahahaa
Cero
10-20-2003, 11:50 AM
lmao
UW4NKA
10-20-2003, 12:37 PM
haha :P
matt1freek
10-20-2003, 12:57 PM
welcome to my life story ::hic::
face down in the camode..
The Red God
10-20-2003, 04:40 PM
This was funny :D :D
^_^
Adair The Faceless Man
10-21-2003, 02:22 PM
:lol: :lol:
Hey this was funny then the For the ladies and the one that was stupid and cruel....

<<<<<<<Hey Red look i have 71 posts!! :eplus2: :eplus2: :eplus2:
Shiva
10-21-2003, 02:57 PM
I'll have that many soon and I'll become a white mage!
The Player of Doom
10-22-2003, 01:19 AM
*cough* spam *cough* :rolleyes:
Uhhh, what can I say? That's kinda sloppy of him to do...
Azakiel
11-04-2003, 03:47 PM
The joke is not even that good.... what is funny about it?
Butz
11-07-2003, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Azakiel@Nov 4 2003, 02:17 PM
The joke is not even that good.... what is funny about it?
:blink: i really dunno :blink:
UW4NKA
11-07-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Butz+Nov 8 2003, 12:12 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Butz @ Nov 8 2003, 12:12 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azakiel@Nov 4 2003, 02:17 PM
The joke is not even that good.... what is funny about it?
:blink: i really dunno :blink: [/b][/quote]
I guess you guys just don't understand it..
By the way, Butz..that sig is rather big.
Butz
11-07-2003, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by UW4NKA+Nov 7 2003, 04:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UW4NKA @ Nov 7 2003, 04:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Originally posted by Butz@Nov 8 2003, 12:12 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Azakiel@Nov 4 2003, 02:17 PM
The joke is not even that good.... what is funny about it?
:blink: i really dunno :blink:
I guess you guys just don't understand it..
By the way, Butz..that sig is rather big. [/b][/quote]
:o , then i'll reduce it :lol:

Ps: now, it's done :action-smiley35:
UW4NKA
11-08-2003, 03:16 AM
Thanks :)
Rodney Jason
11-11-2003, 11:13 AM
lol good joke.. but look at all the typos :lol:
looks like somthing i typed
darktyson
12-28-2003, 04:13 AM
loll good joke