The Tick
05-07-2002, 04:45 AM
Hehe, read and laugh. As always, if anyone feels discriminated or such, feel free to make jokes about us swedes http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif
A norwegian man had gotten a job as a test pilot for helicopters. During his first assignment, he took the chopper to 500 metres, 600 metres, 700 metres and 800 metres. Suddenly the chopper chrashes. The norwegian's boss runs up to the wreck as the norwegian slowly crawls out.
"What happened?!"
"Well, i got a bit cold, so i shut off the fan"
A swedish rabbit saw a norwegian rabbit jump over the border, and hopped over to it. It asked the other rabbit why he fled Norway.
Well, it said, the annual moose hunts are starting there.
But you're no moose?
No, but try telling that to the norwegians!
A swedish farmer had hired a new stablehand, a norwegian. One day the farmer stepped out of the house, and saw the norwegian sitting in a tree.
He asked "What're you doing up there?!"
I'm scaring off the lions!
But there are no lions in Sweden!
See how effective this is?
A norwegian man wrote a letter to his family about everything he had experienced during his trip to Sweden, and as he was going to mail it from the post office, the clerk said:
This letter is too heavy, you'll have to add another stamp.
That would be silly, it would only make the letter heavier!
During the second world war, when Norway was occupied by the germans, two norwegian soldiers were sent out to scout a german guard post. They camouflaged themselves with the skin of a cow, and really looked like a genuine cow. Suddenly, the one in the front tells the other one:
Ok, now we need to run as fast as we can!
What? Are the germans coming?
No, but a milkmaid is!
A norwegian man had gotten a job as a test pilot for helicopters. During his first assignment, he took the chopper to 500 metres, 600 metres, 700 metres and 800 metres. Suddenly the chopper chrashes. The norwegian's boss runs up to the wreck as the norwegian slowly crawls out.
"What happened?!"
"Well, i got a bit cold, so i shut off the fan"
A swedish rabbit saw a norwegian rabbit jump over the border, and hopped over to it. It asked the other rabbit why he fled Norway.
Well, it said, the annual moose hunts are starting there.
But you're no moose?
No, but try telling that to the norwegians!
A swedish farmer had hired a new stablehand, a norwegian. One day the farmer stepped out of the house, and saw the norwegian sitting in a tree.
He asked "What're you doing up there?!"
I'm scaring off the lions!
But there are no lions in Sweden!
See how effective this is?
A norwegian man wrote a letter to his family about everything he had experienced during his trip to Sweden, and as he was going to mail it from the post office, the clerk said:
This letter is too heavy, you'll have to add another stamp.
That would be silly, it would only make the letter heavier!
During the second world war, when Norway was occupied by the germans, two norwegian soldiers were sent out to scout a german guard post. They camouflaged themselves with the skin of a cow, and really looked like a genuine cow. Suddenly, the one in the front tells the other one:
Ok, now we need to run as fast as we can!
What? Are the germans coming?
No, but a milkmaid is!