Kung Fu Jesus! [Archive]

strider

10-10-2002, 07:15 PM

sup everyone! havent been here in a while.

anyway check this out incase you already havent(its 2001)
i just heard of it from this kid in school.

Its this funny trailer of a fake kung fu jesus movie.
even though i aint christian i dont think this'll offend anyone
its worth the 6mb!

http://www.jholcomb.net/movies/kungfujesus_wm300.asf

kcar181

10-10-2002, 09:25 PM

Um.....that wasn't as offencive as It could have been. Still it wasn't without offence.......

like Jesus fighting ppl, calling ppl names......kung fu being a "eastern" desent as in budisim. Jesus and budisim.......not good. I'm sure it could have been ALOT worst but not worth my time and um whats the word...morals? maybe, well you get the point

strider

10-11-2002, 10:36 AM

<table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tr><td>Quote (kcar181 @ Oct. 10 2002,19:25)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Um.....that wasn't as offencive as It could have been. Still it wasn't without offence.......

like Jesus fighting ppl, calling ppl names......kung fu being a "eastern" desent as in budisim. Jesus and budisim.......not good. I'm sure it could have been ALOT worst but not worth my time and um whats the word...morals? maybe, well you get the point[/b][/quote]
what? you dont understand! Jesus was fighting the underworld chinese gangsters(lokhan's crew) and...
yeah your right..

check out the other trailers if you thought this was funny.
some of them are just dumb tho

Last edited by strider at 1034354364

Astaroth

10-11-2002, 02:24 PM

for some reason im not able to watch it

kcar181

10-11-2002, 04:29 PM

Astar: it opens up it windows media player.....

Strider: maybe ill post some funny crap later

Dackr

10-12-2002, 12:45 AM

I have one thing to say:

Riiiiiiight..

kcar181

10-12-2002, 04:33 PM

Riiiiiiiiiiight? about what?

Dackr

10-12-2002, 04:57 PM

You know on austin powers 2.. you really have no imagination if you dont understand. http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif

kcar181

10-12-2002, 08:19 PM

oooh haha now it's funny haha http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/rotflmao.gif

strider

10-13-2002, 10:21 AM

what about austin powers 2? what the hell you guys talkin about?

kcar181

10-14-2002, 08:51 AM

Riiiiiiiiiiight....... http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

He says that when he either doesn't understand or don't know what to say (I think I've only seen it once)