InFiniTy
07-20-2002, 05:50 PM
well im bored so i figured i should post this
WARNING : Contain such words like ####, ****ing, ass and shit....so if you are offended by the words ####, ****ing, ass and shit then i sugggest you don't bother reading this ****ing ass shit. Haha, but i bet you read the warning with those words anyway hahahaha.
How golf was invented by the scottish,by Robin Williams. (Try to talk/read with a a drunk scottish accent to make it sound funnier).
Three scottish men were talking in a bar, drunk as hell then-
Man: Hey i got an idea for a ****ing sport, i knock a ball in a gopher hole.
Man #2: Oh, you mean like pool?
Man: #### pool. Not with a strainght stick, with a little ****ed up stick. I'll whack that ball and it'll go in the gopher hole.
Man # 3: Oh, you mean like croquet.
Man: #### croquet. I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh #### yea, great fun.
Man #2: Oh, you mean like bowling?
Man: #### no, not so. I'd put shit in the way, like trees and bushes and high grass so you can lose you're ****ing ball and go whacking away with a ****ing tire iron and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a stroke. ####, stroke, thats what we'll call it a stroke (the swing), because each time you miss you feel like you're gonna ****ing die. Hahaha
Oh great. Here's a better plan. Right at the end (at the hole) I'll put a flat piece of land (the green) with a little flag to give you some ****ing hope. But then i'll put a lake and a sandpit to #### wth ya ball again. I'll be crashing you're ass, jerking away in the sand. Hahaha
Man #3: And you do this one time.
Man: #### no, 18 ****ing times.
Ahh, thats how golf waz invented hahahaha.
well if you don't find it funny in writing catch the concert on HBO
WARNING : Contain such words like ####, ****ing, ass and shit....so if you are offended by the words ####, ****ing, ass and shit then i sugggest you don't bother reading this ****ing ass shit. Haha, but i bet you read the warning with those words anyway hahahaha.
How golf was invented by the scottish,by Robin Williams. (Try to talk/read with a a drunk scottish accent to make it sound funnier).
Three scottish men were talking in a bar, drunk as hell then-
Man: Hey i got an idea for a ****ing sport, i knock a ball in a gopher hole.
Man #2: Oh, you mean like pool?
Man: #### pool. Not with a strainght stick, with a little ****ed up stick. I'll whack that ball and it'll go in the gopher hole.
Man # 3: Oh, you mean like croquet.
Man: #### croquet. I'll put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh #### yea, great fun.
Man #2: Oh, you mean like bowling?
Man: #### no, not so. I'd put shit in the way, like trees and bushes and high grass so you can lose you're ****ing ball and go whacking away with a ****ing tire iron and each time you miss you feel like you're gonna have a stroke. ####, stroke, thats what we'll call it a stroke (the swing), because each time you miss you feel like you're gonna ****ing die. Hahaha
Oh great. Here's a better plan. Right at the end (at the hole) I'll put a flat piece of land (the green) with a little flag to give you some ****ing hope. But then i'll put a lake and a sandpit to #### wth ya ball again. I'll be crashing you're ass, jerking away in the sand. Hahaha
Man #3: And you do this one time.
Man: #### no, 18 ****ing times.
Ahh, thats how golf waz invented hahahaha.
well if you don't find it funny in writing catch the concert on HBO