ksk h2o
04-22-2002, 06:44 AM
This thing (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/) has been around for ever, I usually have my fun transforming serious news or technical articles into all sorts of nonsense uzing the oh so powerful dialectizer... this one I found pretty funny so I decided to share...
Original:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites), stung by fresh defeat by pro-environment forces in the U.S. Congress and accused of environmental sabotage by his presidential rival, commemorates Earth Day in the Adirondack mountains on Monday. Bush was to visit picturesque Saranac Lake in the heart of New York's Adirondacks, considered one of the birthplaces of American wilderness preservation. Aides said he planned to promote environmental stewardship but declined to provide details. "Good stewardship means understanding the consequences of our actions, and convincing others to not needlessly destroy our environment," the president said last week.
Dialectized:
WASHINGTON (Reootrs) - President Bush (news - webuhb sites), stung by fresh defeat by pro-enbironmin f'ces in de U.S. Congress 'n accusid of enbironminal sabotage by his presidenshul ribal, commemorates Eard Day in de Adirondack mountains on Monday. Duh. Bush was t' bisit pictureske Saranac Lake in de heart of New York's Adirondacks, duuhhhh, considehid one of de birdplaces of Amehican wildehness presehbashun. DOIHH!Aides said he plannid to promote enbironminal steerdship but declinid to probide details. Uhhh.... "Good steerdship means undehstandigg the, errr, consekesss of our ackions, duuhhhh, 'n conbincigg odehs t' not neebbless destroy our enbironmin," de president said last weebuhk.
I think it sounds more like bush
Original:
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites), stung by fresh defeat by pro-environment forces in the U.S. Congress and accused of environmental sabotage by his presidential rival, commemorates Earth Day in the Adirondack mountains on Monday. Bush was to visit picturesque Saranac Lake in the heart of New York's Adirondacks, considered one of the birthplaces of American wilderness preservation. Aides said he planned to promote environmental stewardship but declined to provide details. "Good stewardship means understanding the consequences of our actions, and convincing others to not needlessly destroy our environment," the president said last week.
Dialectized:
WASHINGTON (Reootrs) - President Bush (news - webuhb sites), stung by fresh defeat by pro-enbironmin f'ces in de U.S. Congress 'n accusid of enbironminal sabotage by his presidenshul ribal, commemorates Eard Day in de Adirondack mountains on Monday. Duh. Bush was t' bisit pictureske Saranac Lake in de heart of New York's Adirondacks, duuhhhh, considehid one of de birdplaces of Amehican wildehness presehbashun. DOIHH!Aides said he plannid to promote enbironminal steerdship but declinid to probide details. Uhhh.... "Good steerdship means undehstandigg the, errr, consekesss of our ackions, duuhhhh, 'n conbincigg odehs t' not neebbless destroy our enbironmin," de president said last weebuhk.
I think it sounds more like bush