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Reina
04-05-2002, 01:06 AM
There were 3 guys at a construction site, a red head, a mexican, and a blond. At lunch they all opened thier lunches and the red head pulled out a sub and said,"Man if I get another sub for lunch I'll throw myself off the ledge and kill myself."The mexican pulled out a borrito and said,"Man if I get another borrito for lunch I'll throw myself off the ledge and kill myself."The blond pulled out a bologna sandwhich and said,"Man if I get another bologna sandwhich for lunch I'll throw myself off the ledge and kill myself."The next day they all got the same lunches and they all killed themselves. At the funeral the 3 widows of the men where gathered around and the red heads wife said(sobbing)."If I didn't know he liked subs this much I would of gave him something." The mexicans wife said(mourning)."If I didn't know he liked borritas this much I would of gave him something." Then the 2 women turned towards the blond's wife and after a brief moment the blond's wife said,"What? He made his own lunch." http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Edea
04-05-2002, 09:59 AM
lmao! that was a good one. A male blonde joke for a change!!!  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/tounge.gif

goldeneye
04-08-2002, 02:50 PM
lol, that's a very good one

Angel316
04-08-2002, 10:19 PM
hehe good 1!

metaphysics
04-09-2002, 07:42 PM
yah, good thing im not Blonde  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif

Rodney Jason
04-12-2002, 06:35 PM
Male Blond lokes well thats new but it was funny http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif

ksk h2o
04-15-2002, 01:37 AM
that was funny...  even though it did feel wierd reading about 'red head'... uhh... guys?  even the word brunette has a feminine ring to it.  I guess that's why guy jokes are usually about nationalities...

"there wasw this red head guy tha... uhh... there was this irish guy...." or "so the brunette looks at the monkey and... uh sorry, the mexican looks at the monkey..." etc etc.

Too bad, especially since there is a lot of potential for baldie jokes..  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/shaun.gif

The Tick
04-16-2002, 07:16 AM
Muhahah! Another good one, Slips.