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Reina
05-25-2002, 09:51 PM
#1)

A doctor will always check your 3 vital signs:
  1. Your heartbeat
  2. Your blood pressure
  3. Your bank account

#2)

Ted:"Doc, My brother fell off a platform and died"
Doc:"What was he doing on a platform?"
Ted:"Getting hanged"

#3)

Ned:"My brother just tried to commit suicide"
Doc:"But he was just here and asked me to treat him"
Ned:"That's what I mean"

#4)

Fred:"My brother was running and just split into 2 peices"
Doc:"Over exertion?"
Fred:"No, over a railroad track"

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Angel316
05-25-2002, 11:56 PM
Hehehe!
Rodney Jason
05-26-2002, 12:59 AM
http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif   http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif  hehe funny http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif
The Tick
05-26-2002, 10:25 AM
Hehehe, funny ones http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif
Magnus
05-26-2002, 05:24 PM
Ha Ha Ha those were very good *http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif
Reina
05-26-2002, 08:29 PM
Welcome to emuXHaven magnus!
Cero
05-27-2002, 12:17 AM
ehehehe lmao Slips, nice ones. http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm2.gif And ya, welcome Magnus http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif



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~FaceDaFact~
06-04-2002, 05:24 PM
Those kinda sucked  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sneaky2.gif  http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm13.gif
Rodney Jason
06-16-2002, 11:24 PM
</span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td>Quote (~FaceDaFact~ @ June 04 2002,15:24)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE">Those kinda sucked *http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sneaky2.gif *http://www.emuxhaven.net/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/cwm13.gif[/b][/quote]
/me slaps ~FaceDaFact~ around a bit with a large trout

Those were good!
Magnus
08-09-2002, 12:34 AM
Thanks for the welcome...

1)Did you here about the Blond who shot an arrow into the
* air?
R/She missed.

2)It was so cold last winter.
* How cold was it?
* I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!

3)An Indian goes into a fancy restaurant and the Maitre'd asks the Indian, "Do you have a reservation?"